In a super normal afternoon, feeling sleepy as usual after having the normal lunch, I found myself staring at the monitor in front of me as if I'm waiting something to pop out of the screen. Diamond or cash in US dollar, maybe? Unfortunately, nothing came up except more problems with the system and the endless programming codes are flying around or playing hide and seek on the monitor screen. To make thing worse, the earphone that I put on my ears don't always keep me awake! Most of the time, even the loud and noisy tech-no songs turned to be the sweetest lullaby that always put me into the sleeping mode. Consequently, I found myself "pancing-ikan-ing" (fishing).
Suddenly, I heard the a familiar voice. Oh yes, it's a voice of Gtalk pop up message. Let's see what's the interesting conversation we'll have :
Scene 1
Calvin Klein : .......[+]
......[+]
Me : *INVISIBLE MODE*
Calvin Klein: ...........................[+]
.............[+]
DAMN... where is him???!!
Me : muahahahahaha... Ocean OGC-ing... (OGC-ing = masturbating)
Calvin Klein: BANG
Me : Oops!?
Calvin Klein : HITS OCEAN'S ROBOTIC KUKU
Me : Agagagagaga....
You die! Die! Die!Scene 2
Me:...[+] (targeting)
.................[+]
Ocean Blue : (Jump! jump, squat, hide CK came out)
Me : ............[+]
Ocean : Ck Run~ CK no way to hide!!!
Me : *bang bang* CK nipples kena shot
Ocean : CK shout : "ARRHHH!" Ocean jump out! throw bomb to Ryan
Me : (avoiding)
Ocean : Fire in the hole! Ryan din aware the wall beside him, hit the wall!!*
Me : fuck!
Ocean : fall back to original place! BLOWWWW~~!!! Ryan KUKU BROKEN
Me: Throw back bomb at ocean
Ocean : miss throw to CK. This time CK kuku kena BOMB! no way to avoid! BLOWWWWW!!! Ocean is the final person who stand at the war!
Me: 0_0
Ocean : Warrior!
Me: IMPOSSIBLE!
Ocean : RYAN KUKU spoiled! CK nipples & kuku SPOILED!!
Yes, this is how it looks like when we're out of normal. You have no idea how funny it can be when we're typing and laughing at our stupidity. Funny as it may seem, we love to attack one's private parts (kuku, nipples, fat ass... etc, you name it!). And we have our own way of attack : "KUKU HEAD SHOT" for example! And you should know where we're attacking! Weapon doesn't really matter. It's totally up to our own imagination. Who knows, we could come up with new strategies and our own imaginary weapons! Look at what we have : Robotic KUKU?! Aren't we clever?!
Undoubtedly, it keeps me awake and I love doing it! So whenever you find me typing enthusiastically while smiling ever so evil-ly, then you should know... Counter Strike is ON!
* This post is specially dedicated to CK & Ocean who always save me from the boring and sleepy afternoon.
